The weed industry has always been an outlet for creativity. From vibrant packaging to creative flavors and scents, growers and retailers have always taken liberties to make the buying and consuming processes more enjoyable.
You’ve probably heard of some of the classic strains—OG Kush, Cat Piss, Girl Scout Cookies, etc. What you may not know, though, is the sheer number of hilarious strain names that are out there. If you’re looking for something new to try or just looking for a laugh, GreenState has you covered.
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Funniest weed strain names
Baby Yoda
Remember when the internet was captured by Baby Yoda’s charm? You can harness his serene energy with this indica-forward strain. It comes from crossbreeding Khalifa Kush and The Menthol, resulting in a sweet, earthy flavor with notes of pepper.
Baby Yoda’s top terpenes include myrcene, beta-caryophyllene, and limonene.
Skywalker
Keeping with the Star Wars theme, Skywalker Kush is another strain that’ll pull you in like the Force. The hybrid strain is equal parts sativa and indica and is fairly lacking in potency—its THC limit is around 15 percent.
The strain, a cross of parent strains Blueberry and Mazar-I-Sharif, is said to provide a calming high that’ll boost your mood. It has sweet and earthy undertones, much like its aforementioned Star Wars-themed counterpart.
With Skywalker, “battle meditation” gets a whole new meaning.
Bruce Banner
If you’re ready to leave that galaxy far, far away and come back to Earth, check out Bruce Banner. Much like the green behemoth its namesake transforms into, this strain is strong and loud. Its large THC content may have you feeling ready to become the Hulk.
It’s a mix of OG Kush and Strawberry that contains the same terpenes as Baby Yoda.
Hubbabubbasmelloscope
Say that five times fast. Hubbabubbasmelloscope is a sativa-dominant strain that has the sweet taste of bubblegum—after all, it’s a mix of Bubble Gum and White Widow. It contains about 15 percent THC on average.
Hubbabubbasmelloscope is known to give consumers a giggly and creative high—the name may have come as a result of one of them.
Meat Breath
Sure, weed is a plant, but what if you were in the mood for a more meaty experience? Meat Breath, a mix between Meatloaf and Mendo Breath, is an indica-heavy strain with strong potential for really high highs. With a sometimes 25 percent THC concentration, this strain will have you feeling relaxed and tingly.
It tastes like chestnut and pepper. Users use it to quell anxiety and insomnia symptoms.
Shark Breath
If you want to be as sharp as a shark tooth, Shark Breath may be the strain for you. This cross between Great White Shark and Lamb’s Bread is indica-heavy and gives users a focused, uplifted high.
Despite its intimidating name, Shark Breath packs a sweet and piney taste. Many users report that it relieves stress and pain.
Lumpy Space Princess
If you’ve ever watched Adventure Time, you know just how zany a character Lumpy Space Princess is. Her namesake is similar—with a 21 percent THC content and high sativa splits, LSP will make you as energetic and talkative as the well-known cartoon character.
LSP tastes like a mixture of fruits and is a cross of Black Banana and Pink Lemonade. It contains a good amount of limonene.
Stankasaurus
Stankasaurus, as the name implies, is a potent strain. It’s indica-dominant and is a max of Dino Meat #8 and Mr. Stinky. Its strong smell has notes of diesel and black pepper, but the taste is still light.
Its average THC level is around 20 percent, and many users use it to lessen the negative effects of anxiety, insomnia, and stress. Use Stankasaurus for a giggly, strong high.
Unicorn Piss
If you’re looking to spend time in the sky, try out Unicorn Piss. Made from crossing Zkittlez, ZOZ, and Cat Piss, this hybrid strain will give you a giggly, somewhat relaxing high. Its average THC level is fairly high at around 22 percent, and it tastes fruity.
Some report that Unicorn Piss helps with anxiety and stress.
Cement Shoes
Sometimes, you just need to chill all the way out. Cement Shoes may be able to help—as the name suggests, this strain will have you feeling ready to sleep like a rock. Boasting a 22 percent THC content, this indica strain is known to reduce anxiety and pain among many users.
A mix of Animal Cookies, OG Kush Breath, and Wet Dream, Cement Shoes has notes of butter and earthiness.
Puff Puff Pass Out
Here’s another option for the ones looking to rest—as the name Puff Puff Pass Out suggests, this strain will have you out before you know it. PPPO is 75 percent indica and can reach 20 percent THC, creating a strong yet relaxing high that hits almost instantaneously.
This strain’s lemon and pepper notes can be attributed to its cross between Matanuska Tundra and Kali Mist. Many use it for chronic pain and insomnia.
Cataract Kush
Don’t be alarmed; this strain won’t have you going blind. It may feel like it at first, though—Cataract Kush users have commented on just how strong the indica-heavy mix of OG Kush and LA Confidential is. It can contain more than 20 percent THC and also has a strong concentration of CBD, making it a bud of choice for many medical users.
This strain smells really strong and has an earthy taste, similar to other OG Kush relatives.
Alien Gorilla
Have you ever wondered what an alien gorilla would look like? Probably not, but this strain can show you what one tastes like (hint: diesel and pine).
Alien Gorilla is a cross between Gorilla Runtz and Alien Technology and is mostly indica. This strain is potent, boasting an almost 30 percent THC level—experienced smokers only. Users say Alien Gorilla gives them euphoric and creative highs that’ll also relax the body. Many users say it helps with depression and anxiety symptoms.
Permanent Marker
Did you ever open new Sharpies as a kid just to get a whiff of them? If you’re ever missing those days, try out Permanent Marker, Leafly’s 2023 Strain of the Year.
This strain smells—as you probably guessed—like ammonia and chemicals and contains over 25 percent THC. A mix between Biscotti, Sherbert Bx, and Jealousy, this indica-dominant strain packs a punch. Permanent Marker will give you a tingly, euphoric high that may help with anxiety.
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Comedic cannabis for the win
These are just a few of the funniest weed strain names. In reality, the names only get crazier and more heinous from here. That’s the fun of it all—not only can you get a satisfying high and medical benefits, but you can also have a great laugh.